A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night she told her new husband, "please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you have already been married 10 times?"
"Well, husband no. 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband no. 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but said he would look into it and get back to me.
Husband no. 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband no. 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband no. 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband no. 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband no. 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband no. 8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband no. 9 was gynecologist; all he ever did was look at it.
No. 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.................god! I miss him!!...
But now I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good", said the lawyer, "but why?"
"Duh! You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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